What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.