What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Because americans don't play it.

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You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

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Auld Lang Swine.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.