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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.