What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.