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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!