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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!