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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.