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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.