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Stop Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!