Stop Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.