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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.