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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen