What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.