What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.