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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.