What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.