What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What's black yellow and covered in blackberries?

A bramble bee!

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...