Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.