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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider