Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.