Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling