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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling