Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling