Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.