Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling