Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.