Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.