Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is hail?

Hard boiled rain!

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.