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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?