Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.