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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd