Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?