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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.