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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's that running?

Not Tom

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!