How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran