How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.