What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

How do you stop water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.