What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.