What is dry on the outside filled with ...

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!