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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.