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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!