What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!