What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.