What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.