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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!