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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

Because of its appeal.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.