What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm