What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut