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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.