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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.