What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.