What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!