What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.