What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Previous Random Joke Next

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.