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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.