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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.