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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.