Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.