Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!