Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.