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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.