What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Christian Bale.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language