What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.