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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language