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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.