What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.