What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal