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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes
Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.