Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
And "Just heard our song"
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because they are in sects.
Because he was using fowl language!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
Paul stop monkeying around!