Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.