Forgive Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

George Jokes More George Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!