Forgive Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes
Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.