What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.