What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It