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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!