What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.