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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.