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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!