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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It