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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!