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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier