What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.