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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!