How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill