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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.