Just put it on my bill
To stamp out forest fires.
They always quack the case
The cat shat on the mat.
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
You should Bill Gates.
She puts it on her bill
A job application.
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.