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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.