How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill