How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill