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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.