What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.