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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why do Republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.