What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.