What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.