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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.