What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.