What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!