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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!