What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!