What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!