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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

He asks with a large smile on his face.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.