What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.