What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!