What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.