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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Mad Cow Disease Jokes More Mad Cow Disease Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Bi Polar Bear Jokes More Bi Polar Bear Jokes

What do you call a moody bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.