What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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What do you call a moody bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.