What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

Mad Cow Disease Jokes More Mad Cow Disease Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Bi Polar Bear Jokes More Bi Polar Bear Jokes

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.