Mad Cow Disease Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Pmse Jokes More Pmse Jokes

Why do they call it PMSing?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

Bi Polar Bear Jokes More Bi Polar Bear Jokes

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Premenstrual Tension Jokes More Premenstrual Tension Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.