Mad Cow Disease Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

Why do they call it PMSing?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Angry heifers.

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What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.