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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.