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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.