What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.