Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.