Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.