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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!