Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!