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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.