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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.