What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee