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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!