What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper