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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.