What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)