What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee