Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.