Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.