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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.