What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Toupee Jokes More Toupee Jokes

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee