What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.