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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.