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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Toupee Jokes More Toupee Jokes

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.