What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

How do you say "bra" in German?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee