How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.