How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.