How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.