How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.