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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work