How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.