How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......