How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.