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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.