Ignore Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!