What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

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What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox