Delivery.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The Head Nurse.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Mend her bones or walk the plank
A decade Ba dum tish.
A pair of nurses
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Womb Service!
She wanted to be a nurse.
A nun only serves one God.
ICU.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
To turn the blinker off.
You're really bustin' Machops!
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
I put soap and water in there every day...
Robber ducks.
Half-a-dog!
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
One Space.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
If you break a leg, you get cast
Dad Jokes.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
