One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Delivery.
Nurse.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The Head Nurse.
The "head" nurse.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Mend her bones or walk the plank
A decade Ba dum tish.
A pair of nurses
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Womb Service!
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
She wanted to be a nurse.
A nun only serves one God.
ICU.
Lukewarm
Lukewarm.
A convent!
Virgin mobile.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because it cantaloupe.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
Because the stock broker!
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Hello ladies.
Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
A tresume.
Insufficient funds.
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
