One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Delivery.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Mend her bones or walk the plank
A decade Ba dum tish.
A pair of nurses
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Womb Service!
She wanted to be a nurse.
A nun only serves one God.
ICU.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
A kleptomaniac!
Remove an electron.
Give her a shovel.
Too many colons.
They both worry about the position of colons.
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Because they cant find the point.
They use Bootox.
The Head Nurse.
She's the one with dirty knees.
