One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Delivery.
Nurse.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The Head Nurse.
The "head" nurse.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Mend her bones or walk the plank
A decade Ba dum tish.
A pair of nurses
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Womb Service!
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
She wanted to be a nurse.
A nun only serves one God.
ICU.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
A semi
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
Three degrees, four tops
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
The taste
The taste.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
Soul
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
She uses a perfect son.
A sanitary owl
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
