One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Delivery.
Nurse.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The Head Nurse.
The "head" nurse.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Mend her bones or walk the plank
A decade Ba dum tish.
A pair of nurses
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Womb Service!
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
She wanted to be a nurse.
A nun only serves one God.
ICU.
The taste
Because it dampens their souls!!!!
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
Anti amine's
A PDFile.
None, that's a hardware issue.
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
The delivery.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Look a bit to the right.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Parrot says, "Africa."
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
