Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!