Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........