Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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I'll be Bach.

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How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!