I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
He looked a little blue
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
He heard they had PIE.
Because it had too many threads.
By cramming.
Because they both study abroad!
One. After that the basket won't be empty.
One to three for breaking and entering.
Smelly beans!