Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!