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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?

The Right Hand Rule.

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!