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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!