Study Jokes

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

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What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What does a confused student at Hogwarts study?

Which craft

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Billy Jokes More Billy Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.