Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

Ma'lady

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."