Look ma, no hands!
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
A well educated Barista
Ma a
Ma
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Shingles.
Plague-arism
Has she said anything
I forgot to wet the soap.
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Metal
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
With or without "u"
Their phones would get wet.
Because they can get 4g
My mugger, giving my purse back
Disburse!
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
