Look ma, no hands!
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Cello?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
It's not a too-nah!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
A cramberry.
Because she always makes up.
Use some antioxidants
Not Metal.
The guy would survive the first round.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Disburse!
My mugger, giving my purse back
