Look ma, no hands!
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Ma
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
The way they enter your house.
Macademia.
Whom
They like horsin' around.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Baristas
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Skip to my loo.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
He flips houses
A Werehouse.