Look ma, no hands!
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
A well educated Barista
Ma a
Ma
She asks. "It cheese ma."
A pomegranate.
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Because it got fired!
Because they're 90 degrees!
Just a phew!
Moshed potatoes.
Grindcore
I love you with all my art!
A cup of yogurt.
By how fast it sinks.
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
A Fungi!
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
One Direction