He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Try to disable sticky keys.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
Chimney Cricket!
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Because the farce is strong with that one.
Because he was in cider trading
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
They're always looking for Grant money.
Corpell tunnel syndrome
Because they spend too much time changing.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion
A penguin.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
They're always eager for more on their pate.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
