Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Their best

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Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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Gets arrested*

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He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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There is writing on the White-out.

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Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

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So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.