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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

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The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...