Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...