How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection