How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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How's your visit in North Korea?

Can't complain...

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

The place they are aiming at.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far