I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
The rest of your life.
He felt he had no porpoise in life
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
I don't care et al.
PYONG! YANG!
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Kimistry