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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.