Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.