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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?