Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.