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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.