Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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They're Putin up with it.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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A porpoise.

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She had no sense of porpoise.