What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits