What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.