What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.