What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!