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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!