What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.