What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss