What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!