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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium