What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

What do they do to dead scientists?

They barium.