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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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HeHe

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.