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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss