What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Why do men die before their wives?

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Barium.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium