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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped