Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.