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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.