Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.