Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.