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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.