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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.