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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!