Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.