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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.