Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Who is Bobby Long?

And why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Cow Money Jokes More Cow Money Jokes

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.