Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.