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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!