Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!