What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!