What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!