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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!