What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!