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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!