What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.