What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.