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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!