What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.