Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Me: Getting into my sports bra.
Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"
Because it's a loaded question!