What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.