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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.