What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)