Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.