What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.