What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How can a girl make you a millionaire?

If you're already a billionaire.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.