What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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God dogs

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Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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A sneezing ticket holder.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.