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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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A girl has no name.

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Madam President.

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Make America 8 again

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Not today.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Who's there! Bless! Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!