God bless America.
I went to Canada with my mum once
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
A Skywalker
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because pepper makes them sneeze
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Are you my mother
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
I didn't sneeze!
Bless you!
