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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Who's there! Bless! Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!