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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Have everybody chip in.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Who's there! Bless! Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!