What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.