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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.