What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh