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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.