What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.