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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.