What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.